Saturday 6 August 2011

Shiela ka bhi character Dhiela!!

 We have done no wrong: Sheila Dikshit
 It was all in national interest:  Sheila Dikshit
Ya Ms Sheila, you have done no wrong and all right in spending tax-payers money recklessly on beautification and aesthetics . A poor soul deserves this. To rest his and his families empty stomach, he needs a gud footpath to sleep on, with really exuberant lighting. It will surely make them feel "HOMELY".
You might not be interested in justifying your credibility. But the nation awaits your answer in form of RESIGNATION and CBI probe against you because  these lights might have brighten the streets of Delhi, but they have only darken the life of poor.
And with item numbers rocking the chart, their is new one in the house....
Sheilaaa....Sheila ki baimanni,
Maar gayi hum sabko,
islia vo hai ....female KALMADIII....!
                     

Friday 22 July 2011

SINGHAM...Revealed!!

Ajay Devgn and Rohit Shetty returned after GOLMAAL3 with an full-on action flick this time around .
The posters and trailers of movie were very much similar to the the last years biggest blockbuster Dabangg,  a cop with well fitted uniform  having great body and banging everyone around.But the movie offers same dishes in different plate.
Ajay returning to action after 8 years and does a fantastic job in the movie. He plays an out and out cop who never compromises with the situation. He acts well and walks even better before the action rolls. He very easily personifies Singham...the Lion. He simply is the Heart and Soul of the movie. Kajal Aggarwal debuts in the movie and does a decent job of supporting Ajay. Although Ajay takes the pie, but you can't forget the Villain...Prakash Raj. He is cruel and at the same time funny. Now, its time to applause for Rohit Shetty for turning a simple story of  a cop into a excitement filled movie, blending great dialogues with even better action.
Movie is pretty slow before the intermission, but theirs lot more action and drama after the interval. Songs might irritate you as they come just after exciting chase sequences. So over all the movie is good and definitely a one time watch.

Wednesday 13 July 2011

Mumbai Meri Jaan!

The following notes are only a part of my imagination.Actually, this is what i realise when i think of MUMBAI.
                    NOTE TO TERROR:
Given this opportunity, I would love to get myself clarified. Because whenever you stuck me, it's always these few questions that bother me rather than your FEAR.
WHY MUMBAI??
Whats their in Mumbai that year after year marks your presence?
Why always the people of Mumbai whom you want to victmise?
what is it, the place or the people, the ease or the comfort, the fun or the pleasure that attracts you to Mumbai?
And, Why the hell you exist?


               REPLY FROM TERROR:
Yes, you are absolutely correct .I'm freakingly obsessed with Mumbai and it's inhabitant. And it's not me who is to be blamed. It's the common man-THE MUMBAIKERS!!  I have been trying Mumbai since March 12,1993 with the wildest  13 blasts. I tried to create a major setback, but they rather bounced really hard on me. Since then their was no looking back. 97,98,02,03, and the most infamous one THE JULY 11,06-Seven train blasts ...remember?! I'm sure you remember, as everyone does, but only to add on to my miseries.They remember, pay respect and pray for the martyrs(as you call them), but who's going to mention me? They had one's again forgotten me.Moreover, they also make me look like a duffer, a looser on daily bases. I try to shake them with issues like financial crisis and  pity insecurities, but again they are up and ready to fight every morning. No wonder they are COMMON MAN, as they have common terrors and common spirit to fight against them.
So it was time "13 JULY,11- THE TERROR  STRICKED AGAIN".
And finally to answer your last question, i would say "It's World-created by GOD and destroyed by HUMANS!"  Everything here goes hand in hand- good and bad,happy and sad, and solace and terror. It is you all who have created me and have put me into existence.So, if you want to get rid of me, first get rid of pity issues that makes you indifferent towards others.

Tuesday 12 July 2011

Students Ditched New


India's leading newspaper " The Telegraph" states that seats go vacant in many of the new IIMs while the admission process has been wrapped up. The total no. of seats vacant  is as high as 55 together in all the  three institutes 14 in Shillong, 36 in Trichy, while 5 in Rohtak.
Vacancy in top B-School's in India can only be explained by the flaws in the selection process and the aspiration of the students.All the IIMs conduct simultaneous admissions while having different criterias for selection like PI and GD, this results in confusion amongst students to choose the right institute.And no guesses after working really hard and getting top percentile in CAT, students prefer older IIMs than the new ones. So despite the waiting lists in old IIMs seats go vacant in new IIMs.
So even after cracking CAT, a big decision awaits you-"Where To Go?" because it's always important to be at the right place,on the right time.

Sunday 10 July 2011

Rail....NO WAY!!

Today was the day when it was all happening and was happening everywhere.
This day i hatted watching television while having meal.When i was having lunch, i heard about Kalka Mail turning out to be Kal(death) ka Mail.Then on my dinner table their was news about Guwahati-Puri express.It was shocking and sad. A day with two train accidents and both the train going to Howrah(i hope this is just coincidence).
So again the question-Who's responsible for the derailed trains, killing 37 in Fatehpur in UP and leaving 100's injured in Assam?

India's biggest Doping Scandal

 
Since the news about biggest doping scandal  in India broke out, eight athletes have been tested positive by Indian Amateur Athlete Federation(IAAF).Many out of these eight athletes are being registered by World Anti Doping Agency(WADA).
So big question arises-What made these athletes to take such a step with their extra ordinary performances in Asian Games and Common Wealth Games also with London Olympics round the corner? Possible answers could be:
1) Athletes had clear intentions to win
2)Coaches advised them to do so
3)Negligence by the Administration
4)Cumulative efforts of all the above 3 points
Ajay Maken,The Honb'l Sports Minister has already dismissed the coach Yuri Ogorodnik and suspended R.S Sidhu and Ramesh Nagapuri. But he ignores when it comes to share the responsibility for the mess.
Sajid Kumar Nandi,The Scientific Officer at NIS had claimed that she has seen the banned drugs at the campus where 172 athletes are being trained for London Olympics.
"No wonder India's dream to win a GOLD MEDAL in Olympics could remain just a dream"
All of this is surely frustrating but whats more frustrating is accountability of the officials.For eg. Jailed Lalit Bhanot whose facing criminal charges for money laundering still remains the general secretary of National Sports Federation.How a person can do his job properly and responsibly sitting in the jail?So he is directly or indirectly responsible for the mess.But since their is no accountability amongst top officials, they will easily get away with this.